My name is Rachel. I am pretty rad. My idea of a good time is a mashed up banana and some cinnamon in a bowl. But not the cinnamon from the Apple Jacks commercial, because he kind of freaks me out.
I am the dark one.
I have come to this world to eat the holy fucking crap out of a sweet, sweet biscuit.
And then I shall bid you farewell and return to the motherfucking underworld.
(via markfftang)